PIC: Wish this woman would send me a topless shot for my birthday tomorrow

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'd settle for a pair of her used panties to sniff.
     
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    Happy Birthday GP!:beer:
     
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    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP Gold

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    Looks like Ashley:love:
     
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    Who this be?
    Please lawd god let it be a woman as I am having the most impure thoughts looking at that image.
    The last thing I need is for this to be a lady boy.
     
  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The size of her feet leads me to believe that your nightmare may come true.
     
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    I'm sorry, but there has always been something about Jillian Barberie that I have found unattractive. I do not know what it is, but I have never been remotely attracted to her.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Oh, that's who it is? I've only ever heard her on the radio, and yeah, I can't stand her.
     
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    Happy bday GP! :beer:
     
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    Did you tell her that you are the Poster Of The Year at Dawg's? You'd think that would be enough to tip the scales.

    And Happy Birthday, Puppet!!
     
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    Thats ok. That will give me more time alone with her, balls deep inside her doggy style.

    Anyone got her number so i can call her?
     
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    Her voice or her incessant smooching of Howard's buttocks?
    I used to love her "I was a fat girl" commericals. I can't remember the name of the weight loss program ...she and Bradshaw both did a series of them together.
     
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    GaryPuppet, you could probably do better just getting yourself a hooker. And you are less likely to catch something.
     
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    GP my friend..maybe you should work on your come on lines with women.....
     
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    I think jerking off would be more fun than fucking Lisa G.
     
  17. GaryPuppet

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    :lol:
     
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    did you even ask?!
     
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    Happy birthday! Just go down to the local bar, tell the hotties that you're Gary from the Howard Stern Show and you are into teen anal. You may get lucky.
     
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