Pick-Up Lines thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BrulesRules, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Share one's you have used or had used on you...or just make some up, who cares?

    - I think it's time to tell you what people are saying behind your back, "Nice Ass".

    - My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    It's time to throb!
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    If you were a booger I would pick you first.
     
  4. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    "Hey, wanna go grab some food sometime?"
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Are you Italian??

    no

    Would you like some in you?
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    like that will work :rolleye:
     
  7. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Me you fuck now.
     
  8. Spoons

    Spoons Active Member

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    Yo girl...

    been working since the early 80's around here...
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    yeah in PG County. :jj:
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

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    You can't be what you eat or I'd be you.
     
  11. Habit Forming

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    I see a chick that I want so I get
    Closer to her
    Habit don't care who she came with
     
  12. Spoons

    Spoons Active Member

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    It's all in the presentation and delivery my friend. :D You can work it anywhere.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    do you like bbc? can i watch you take some?
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    honest question..what percentage of women would have no idea what bbc is and think you mean the British Broadcasting Network? I'm guessing about 85%, does that seem accurate?
     
  15. Spoons

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    That would depend on your current geographic locale.
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    I just get a feeling that only dudes that watch porn know what that is lol
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    most cam whores dont know
     
  18. Markijuano

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    I'd eat a yard of your shit to sniff yer ass works on the philipino broads at the Navy bars
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Let's get something straight between you and me.
     
  20. tomtom

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    Doesn't matter, if they said "what's BBC" or "do you mean British Broadcasting Corporation" mike would say, "later bitch"