PICS: Emily Ratajkowski will get you stiff

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ...i dont know, i think all that sand might irritate my dick.
     
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    Itd be well worth it I'm sure. Some times in life, you gotta take chances, lol
     
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    damn you gary puppet

    back in 20
     
  6. Jayla

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    Be HONEST...

    Do men, I mean ones over 30, REALLY see a hot woman and immediately feel a desperate urge to go jerk off?
     
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    Maybe
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    yes.

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    It hurts the vageen too. Like a cheese grater on your lips. :(
     
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    That's one mighty fine Polack woman. :drool:
     
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    no lots of us just choose to joke around. its kind of a funny light hearted place here
     
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    I hate to be that guy, but am I the only male that finds her slightly butter-facey? Not full butterface, but she definitely falls somewhere on the butter spectrum. Don't get me wrong, she still gets a 10 for the overall package.

    I guess I'm spoiled by southern california beaches every weekend where you can throw a rock and hit megan-fox-in-her-prime level of quality. Specifically, Huntington Beach, Dana Point (oh my god last weekend), Newport, etc.
     
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    Can't even fathom being inside her
     
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    I think the responses go over-the-top as a joke, kind of like the fake callers to the show that said they were laughing so hard they had to pull their car over before they got into an accident. But then again, there are some hard up desperate guys on here, so who knows. I'm a straight heterosexual man, and even though those photos are enjoyable to look at, it's not enough for me to want to go beat off. Maybe if I was 14-24 again with a hair trigger sex drive, but the fact of the matter is we all have access to video of pretty much any kind of sexual act you can think of right at your fingertips, I've become sexually numb to a set of non-nude photos of a hot chick, for better or for worse.
     
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    all this access to hardcore porn has desensitized alot of men. this woman has something, she might not be the prettiest woman in the world but she's very sexy. there are alot more beautiful women but alot of them somehow seem asexual.
     
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    GP's dick after looking at this thread

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    There is a picture in the Kelly Cuoco thread of her in a bra. I saw it on my phone, on a small screen while leaving work. I instantaly thought, holy shit i should go home and jerk off. It was just that picture though, something about the fucking bra and her looking all hot and innocent. These pics, wouldnt have produced the same reaction. Though she is WAY hotter than Kelly Cuoco, and im pretty sure in a completely different species than Beef O.

    So the answer is hell yes..... sometimes! :hat:
     
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    The body is perfect but her face looks like she was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
     
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    If its Beff in public yes otherwise no.