PICS: Former Playboy centerfold gets 6 yrs for smuggling Coke

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    I used to beat off to this broad like crazy.
     
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    Need a current pic of course, but Im leaning towards not guilty.
     
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    I think I see where see had the bags hidden.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    That's a shame. She still had some good years left

    On the other hand, her fellow inmates are going to have a great time.
     
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    She was on an episode of Married with children. It was such a great and funny episode. Al Bundy with his Playboy collection haha
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    She'll be very popular at the Sadie Hawkins' Day Dance in the joint. She'll look great in her orange peel.
     
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    when i was young, invincible and really stupid, i put some stuff into condoms, 3 condoms per package, and ate a few of them. funny that i can't remember how many, just before a flight out of that country. 2 days later, when i shit out the condoms, the stuff in each condom was rolled into several almost perfectly round balls. i found that very interesting for some reason or other.

    fortunately it didn't smell like shit.
    i should slap myself for doing that.

    smuggling was pretty easy way back when. i wouldn't carry a joint on a train these days.
     
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    I FUCKING LOVE TAN LINES.

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    Bitch didn't age well.
     
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    I love her muff.........
     
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    I'd like her to smuggle my cock.
     
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    The babes can hardly wait!

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    I would have done an extra probing strip search

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    She was stunning...was.
     
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    I was 170 pounds when I was around 35.


    Was.
     
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    This one time I rented a Winnebago and got some of my friends to pretend to be my family. We drove down into Mexico, loaded up the RV with pot, and then snuck it across the border.

    The stupid RV overheated due to the weight, and we had to dodge drug dealers to keep from being killed.
     
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    Confirmed lesbian.

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    I'm driving to Toronto from British Columbia soon and going through the states (gas and hotels are cheaper and it's a shorter route). I was thinking of stopping in Washington and buying some of that fancy new legal marijuana......if I still had some edibles left when I crossed into Ontario do you think that would be detectable? I don't think they're going to test a cookie or even look twice at it. but probably I just shouldn't bother, I don't really feel like going to jail