PICS: Howard "Must NOT show teeth"

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    After looking at Gary all these years, how can you blame him...
     
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    Does anybody here question Bye's upper lip implant claim?

    His upper lip got twice as thick! :facepalm:
     
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    piano keys

    love, bradley cooper
     
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    I love that he made fun of Sal for getting his teeth fixed and he looks like the bigger dope now with that mouthful of nuggets.
     
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    Him busting on sal was really howard busting on himself he knows he looks stupid with those huge teeth.
     
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    I don't think that face he makes is to hide his teeth. He's been doing that since before he had them done.

    It's a classic case of Body Dysmorphic Disorder. He looks in the mirror and hates what he looks like, so he contorts his face until he likes what he sees, and when he mugs for a camera that's his go-to pose. The irony is that instead of making him look less grotesque, it just makes him look like a grotesque person who thinks he's Zoolander.
     
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    In his case it isn't body dysmorphic disorder, tho.

    I'd call it reality and 20/20 (corrected) vision.
     
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    it must have killed Sal not to say anything, but he has learned after the Beth comment - the new Howard CAN'T take it !!!
     
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    Touché
     
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    I think the teeth are pushing out the mouth rolling out more lip.
     
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    not to that extent, in my opinion.

    I know Dr. Matthew Kaufman is a lousy dentist, but pushing the upper lip out with teeth won't prevent it from moving or make you look like a character on The Simpsons.

    You'd look more like Beth, who can't get her lips over her teeth to save her life.
     
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    And he had his nose tweaked again. There's no hump at the top.
     
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    right!


    i was looking at that in the thread comparing his photoshopped pic with a real one, and i noticed he didn't shop that out, and could't figure out why. Then i noticed it's gone now.

    he is such a weirdo. NOTHING will help him. why bother?