Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 3, 2013.
In the first one, it looks like he didn't pull the wig down to it's fully seated position.
He looks so........natural?
He would look ugly if it was pitch black
He looks OK in the second shot. In the other two he basically looks like a grumpy old bastard (which might actually be closer to reality).
Holy plastic surgery in the second pic!
His eyes are sunken into his giant cabbage head. He needs a few cheeseburgers from 5 guys IMO.
I wonder how Howard's wig guy can tell Howard that his wig looks real and natural without bursting into laughter.
It amazes me why Howard doesn't go the Richard Belzer route as far as hairstyle goes. I understand that he doesn't want the long heavy metal haircut he once sported but splitting the difference looks rediculous.
Also I understand the man is extremely tall and lanky, but so are many nba players, yet when they are not dressing like hipster douchebags many of them look fine in suits.
Graying beard, lightening eyebrows.....and jet black "hair'"
Also, his "hairline" looks to be two inches lower in the second pic....
Perfectly natural for a 60 year old......
Spoken like a true degenerate with nothing going on his life. Nope. Nothing but 5 almonds and 1 ounce portions of fish for Howard.
He has evolved!
he posts his Wig from a mobile device.
he looks even worse in regular, non-entertainment situations.
I occasionally watch a particular vlogger on youtube (who is either retarded or at least mentally unstable - imagine Rupert Pupkin from the King of Comedy) and has hundreds of hours of videos uploaded chatting with some guys who profess to be his 'fans'. These fans are clearly trolling this vlogger but are able to keep their expressions subtle enough so that even for up to 2 hour stretches at a time the keep an earnest face without cracking and giving the game away to this particular guy.
Basically they get their jollies from trolling this guy and that is their price is simply to straight face. I couldn't manage it if I tried, but these guys can and do to the extent that I'm actually a combination of impressed and just plain scared by it.
Point being I imagine Toni is able to pull off the same trick by now in return for a more than generous salary for her respect, counsel and discretion. I imagine that after sitting on her chair that Howard goes on camera thinking he looks like million marbles.
Guilty as charged!
Actually he doesnt look to bad.. BETH is aging & its making him not look as old.
This. I've seen worse pictures of Howard. Maybe he has had some more work done recently.
I bet you there is an exact picture of the 2nd one with Anna Nicole smith and her 80+ year old husband.
If Howard actually ate like a normal man he would look much younger.
The fact that he is anorexic make him look all bony and frail.
Jerry Sienfeld and John Travolta are both the same age and look about 10 years younger than Stern