WTF PICS: Kelly Clarkson looking like she ate Eric the Midget and then some

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. GaryPuppet

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    She's pregnant, but still....that's a multi-millionaire and she looks like a cashier at Ace Hardware on vacation.
     
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    oooofahhhh !!WTF??
    Unbefuckinglievable...

    :facepalm:
     
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    our Ace cashier looks way better than that
     
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    After she shits out that kid, she better move in a personal trainer and a guy with a stick to guard the kitchen.
     
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    She is suppose to drop any minute-but still-looks like she ate non-stop since she found out she was pregnant.
     
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    This is a gawtdamn tragedy.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    "Behind These Adipose Filled Thighs" is her next single.
     
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    Jesus christ she actually looked good during her christmas special












































    oh god dammit I just admitted I watcher her christmas special :facepalm:
     
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    Women, with all the advantages that looks confers on them in society, from getting jobs to simply having people be nicer to them, really don't have much excuse for letting themselves go and then complaining about "fat shaming". I suspect that deep down, people are annoyed, you just tossed away a lifetime (or a few decades) of front-of-the-line treatment.

    I send my wife to do tricky things like returning items after the time limit or asking favors at a business, because they see her tits and ass and she gets anything she wants. Even the remodelers that were here for 2 months were giving us "extras" for free because she was handling the job. The teenaged baggers at the grocery never ask to push MY cart to the car. And yes, that kinda hurts.

    She goes on business trips and can't understand why the guys there always want to head out for drinks after work.

    For a guy to get that level of positive treatment (it does happen, I had an employee once who the women fawned over) he has to be in the top 1% at least. Merely handsome doesn't cut it.
     
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    Just can't stop eating hamburgers. That second pic of her stuffing herself ... Thats SHREK! Nice way to start your kid off. THIS is the kind of parenting that sickens me. They forget how rough school will be growing up as the fat turd kid. Shameful.
     
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    Actually, come to think of it they use young girls here, along with one old woman.
     
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    Jimmy Kimmel looks awful.
     
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    But super natural! Jet black hair that filled back in by his late 40's.
     
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    Not Guilty!!
     
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    Seriously!? Why would a millionaire piece-of-ass allow themselves to get in this position? It's not right. Where's the outrage?
     
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    The cashier at my Ace Hardware is pretty hot...not a lesbo, buy just saying
     
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