Pic's My daughter took of horseshoe crabs fucking

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  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Went to the beach This evening with my daughter and was showing her how to use my camera with all the features .. She has her own but it's one of them toy digital cameras.. Anyway she asked me what were they doing i. I just told her it was a mummy Crab with her baby on her:c.. I think she did a pretty good job for a 6 year old:)

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  2. Sleep

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    Perv
     
  3. Vol

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    I see a bright future for her in the pornography business..
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    Those things are so fucking creepy... as a kid we would vacation in Hilton Head and the dead ones would be all over the beach.

    Fortunately I was young and never had to risk stepping on one as I floated on a raft in the surf.
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    Bet they are down your way in mass now huh Sid? have you ever read about how they were killing them off...using them for eel bait, which in turn was used as bait for somethig else? anyway it was a fascinating article when i read it...lol
     
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    When she can get great pics of those sneaky ass terrapins she'll be on her way! Those things are beautiful but elusive
     
  8. The Cunt

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    We saw about 20 of them on our walk.. I think they can live to a 100 yrs
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    At least you can dry out a Sand Dollar and make it a Christmas ornament... horseshoe crabs are fucking worthless alien looking motherfuckers.
     
  10. The Cunt

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    I just looked it up and it says it could be the t oldest living animal" and it's more related to a Spider then a crab :dontknow:

    http://www.wisegeek.org/what-is-the-oldest-living-animal-species-on-earth.htm
     
  11. The Cunt

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    Nothing is worthless on this planet.. Well some people I know are:c
     
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    Post moar pls I'm edging
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    First off, we all know Daveindiego is the world's oldest living animal.

    I agree... there are some people on this planet I'd rather see washed up bloated on the beach than a horseshoe crab.
     
  14. HaroldJackson

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    Welk bait.
    Far from worthless. Copper based blood (instead of iron) makes them very useful for scientific research into blood disorders and diabetes and shit. Limited harvest, special permit only, big bucks.
     
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    Like I said... alien shit.
     
  16. HaroldJackson

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    7 eyes too. Ever wear the one like a helmet?
     
  17. Orgy Pants

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    the horse shoe crab porn shoots have really dropped off ever since california passed that prop forcing them to wear condoms. :(
     
  18. The Cunt

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    Hey Orgy... about time you showed up
     
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    even horseshoe crabs need some stank
     
  20. Lemmy

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    Is your daughter's name Lambert?