Pics: You guys think these Real Jersey Houswives twins are hot or beat?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 2, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Nicole and Teresa

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    Personally their nasaly and whiny Jersey accents and their blabbering over each other kill my wood
    when Melissa Gorga is on my screen.

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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  3. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    never heard of them, but beat
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    All pigs.
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    This, and I would happily fuck both of them.
     
  6. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Who cares? I'd gladly blow multiple loads on each of their orange faces
     
  7. markluke

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    That's the unfortunate problem. If you were tag-teaming them you could put your hands over her mouth while giving her hard anal, but how would you shut the second one up?
     
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    valid point!
     
  10. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    They're definitely beat, but a couple of beers and I'd be in there.
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :lo5:
     
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  12. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    I don't get all the negative nit-picking. They look just fine to me :up:

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  13. FishySausage

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    The question is not "would you bang these skanks?"
    The question is "what the fuck are you doing watching this dreck, GP?"
     
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  14. Lester

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    Too many hours in a tanning bed. The one on the right looks like a wallet.
     
  15. Anyonenow

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    Reminds me...

    Saw Janice Dickinson Yesterday speaking about Cosby.
    She said she "was" a Supermodel back in 1982

     
  16. rolltide

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    These two pigs deserve to be assfucked....and I'm just the guy to do it. I'm serving up two orders of ATM.
     
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    I'd Trow dem a Bang... Ohh!

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    I'd make each one suck the other's ass juice off my dick.
     
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    Maybe 15 years ago
     
  20. Big Bad Booey

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    Make that 30.