Piers Morgan an asshole to Chelsea Handler

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    I am not a Piers fan, but I dislike her more so this exchange didn't bother me.....

    Appearing as a guest on Chelsea Lately, Piers spent his entire slot poking fun at the rival host, who ended up losing her cool and telling him: ‘You can suck my a**.’ The 47-year-old former newspaper editor had barely sat down in his chair before the insults started flying, proving just how much rivalry there is between two hosts. As soon as he took his seat, the acerbic blonde presenter asked him: ‘What are you looking at?’ Piers replied with a rather back-handed compliment: ‘Either you’ve had plastic surgery or a makeover as you look really hot today.’ Clearly not impressed with his cheeky comment, the 37-year-old replied: ‘You are so annoying, you are so obnoxious and you wonder why everyone hates you.’ ‘I specifically covered up so you couldn’t look at me and undress me with your molester eyes,’ she added, contributing to the escalating banter between the pair.


    Not wanting to let Chelsea get the better of him, Piers hit back straight away, saying; ‘Normally when I come on the show you are really hungover in a really unprofessional way.’ After making the allegation, he turned to the audience and added to the insult: ‘She’s like a bad boomerang, you chuck her away and she just sucks back in,’ he said. Perhaps trying to steer the conversation into more professional territory, the US host reminded him that he had been a guest on the show a year ago. ‘You interviewed me last year on my first anniversary and it just proves one thing….’said Piers. Interrupting him, Chelsea said: ‘Let me guess, that you’re a better interviewer than I am?’ When a chuckling Piers agreed that that’s where he was going, a fuming Chelsea fired back: ‘I don’t pretend to be a great interviewer, I don’t even pretend to be good at my job.’ ‘That’s clearly apparent today but I can help you,’ responded a smirking Piers. Losing her cool and clearly rising to her guest’s bait, the host simply responded: ‘Suck my a**.’


    Laughing out loud, the Brit then asked her again if she’d had any work done, annoying her further: ‘Are you sure you haven’t had any surgery? Seriously?’ he asked. When Chelsea then announced that she was trying to keep herself together, Piers got out a pretend violin and played it to the audience. ‘Poor multi-millionairess Chelsea, whining about her life again,’ he said.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-cool-bickers-way-interview-Piers-Morgan.html
     
  2. NotMyBro

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    LMAO... I don't know who I hate more... that limey idiot or that stupid mudshark. But this looks like a great exchange! :thumbup2:
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    and nobody understands that whole interaction was a setup?
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    ARM SHOULDA zoo za zoo'd their asses.
     
  5. cabj

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    Lol. They are actually good friends. They both have been in each other's shows in the past and it was very obvious that the banter was all in fun. I watched it last night.
     
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    Only we are allowed to make fun of fellow Americans. Whatever happened to deporting that
    limey bastard
     
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    I haven't seen such great asshole on asshole action since requiem for a dream.
     
  8. IlluminatiJones

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    Morgan is a mediocre mind and talent and he completely wiped the floor with her.

    On her own show.

    She's an even dumber and more distasteful human being than I thought she was.

    I love how he pummeled her into admitting she sucks at her job. :)

    He completely had her right from the start. She immediately went to "junior high cunt"-level and stayed there.

    And she's clearly had mucho work done.

    This proves everything! :mad:

    Thanks, Kamie. I take back all the rotten things I've been thinking about you.
     
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    So Handler intended to come off like a juvenile, bitchy twat?

    :uscratch:

    Did she go to the Eliza Jordania School of Schtick?

    :uscratch:
     
  10. cabj

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    If you watch her show, she does that self deprecating humor/banter all the time with her guests (Blake Shelton, Emi Rossum, etc) and fellow comedians. No big surprise there.
     
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    The fake story is that Chelsea is 37.
     
  12. Kamie

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    Oh my God, yes!! She looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. She can't possibly still be in her 30's.
     
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    Piers has the type of personality that makes you want to punch him. Repeatedly.
     
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    You never, Ever argue with a British Poof................Rapier tongues that will slice you to bits, Right Chelsea?
     
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    its a tarp
     
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    did he ask her....

    "were there anything, were there anything that of the stories that surprised you what people remembered your lies or you were called on"
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    We can only hope he'll be extradited to face criminal charges in England.
     
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    Jeremy Clarkson actually punched Piers during one of their altercations!

    [video=youtube;vfzu2ObrYzc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzu2ObrYzc[/video]
     
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    I hope they both get colon cancer.
     
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    :facepalm: