Pigs 3 Different Ones

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  1. tHISisKiSSeL

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    She must smell like shit.
     
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    are those another designer species that people shouldn't propagate like bulldogs? they barely have any legs.
     
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    I see two American Swine and one Polish Sow.
     
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    how many shots does it take to get the mouth just right..?
     
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    I just told her not to worry because her show would be instantly cancelled just like all the others Howard had bought for her. She blocked me instantly. I know it's petty but it brings me joy to irritate her.
     
  7. Murcielago

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    Ha ha, charade you are, horse-face.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I wish one of them would just bite the fuck out of her. A pig can fuck you up! :pig: :hhh:
     
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    Where the hell was that picture taken. Why is Beth associating with some of the most filthy animals on earth who roll in their own shit. How great would it be if Beth walked back into the house and having a shit odor. I would subscribe to Sirius for the next 10 years if Howard came on radio and said he couldn't touch Beth for weeks because he couldn't get the smell out of his mind.
     
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    Pigs are actually very clean and smarter than dogs. Put a dog in a mud pit with his own shit and you'll get the same result.
    They will however roll in mud to cool themselves and keep flies from biting.
     
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    looks like howard news jacket
     
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    Pigs are good for one thing, Bacon for the Wendy's Baconator.
     
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    Are you claiming that Beth is the third smartest creature in the pic?
     
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    Oh, you'll get no argument there! But they're actually rated 4th in intelligence behind chimps, dolphins, and elephants.
    I just looked and it said they have the intelligence of a 3 year old child, and enjoy playing with balls. (A lot like that pig you met at the bar!) :hhh:
     
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    You're being awfully kind. :c
     
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    Has anyone else ever tried to smile like her? I tried just to see if I could get my mouth nearly as wide as hers and I swear I got a cramp. It is just not natural.
     
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    I think there are certain aspects about pigs where they exceed dogs. Maybe ease of training. After 20+ years of being around them both, I say pigs are far dumber. And dirtier. I've seen pigs get various parts of them stuck in all sorts of places (not smart, just "curious"), seen them run into gates and walls. They are oblivious to the other pigs around them---walking on them, trying to chew on any wounds/scabs, etc. Dogs don't do that. And given the fact that an escaped pig can turn feral in a very short time doesn't quite convince me of any superiority over dogs.Pigs will wallow in shit and blood, even if there are no flies and temps are low. Dogs will do a lot of things to cool off, but not that. Plus, all dogs ask for is your love.:)
     
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    However! There's always this:
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