Pimp hand strong: Man gets jail for striking estranged wife with his penis

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SIPAWITZ, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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  2. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...oh man
     
  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    so that's what elias looks like.
     
  5. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    my wife never turns me in for that, hope she doesnt read that.
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    He gave her a mushroom tattoo? :D
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Great picture. It's like he's saying "Yeah, I slapped her with my cock? You mad?"
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Why wasn't he running for president. He would of got my vote
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I'll slap you upside your head with 9 inches of limp dick
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    This cock slapping thing seems to have surfaced in the last few years. I blame porn.

    :c
     
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