Pimp in the Bathroom Scam Gone Wrong

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  1. wife is a whore

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    http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/04/she_was_a_daughter_a_mother_a.html

    Has to be a robbed trick came back to get his money or they tried to rob a trick who had a gun in his car. Pimps lie as much as whores do, so I don't buy his version of the story. No honest pimp is waiting in the bathroom while a whore turns a trick.

    Toms River, w/ its high junkie density has been a hot bed for these scams lately. As soon as money is exchanged, whore gives a signal and the pimp comes out of the bathroom causing a ruckus to run off the trick.

    Years ago I read a tale on a whore board about a ripped off trick taking revenge. Day after he got robbed, he saw the same whore advertising at the same hotel. He bought a burner phone, booked an appointment, and brought a baseball bat. When the whore opened the door, he pushed his way in, kicked in the bathroom door and beat the fuck outta the pimp. About an hour after the dude posted his story, they scrubbed the board of his account.
     
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    That area is a bit of a cesspool. Lots of Backpage whores in that area.

    I love the term "honest pimp" makes me think of these guys...

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    Street justice is a bitch.
     
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    Hennessey. Of course it was Hennessey.
     
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    this reminds me of an episode of veronica Mars
     
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    Too bad the "honest pimp" didn't some-lead-in-the-head, too. Then, it would have been a truly heartwarming story. :satanfire:
     
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    It is super strange.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    More importantly, who would agree to pay money to have sex with that ape-looking prostitute?
     
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    Some dudes only care if there is a hole and a heartbeat.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That's all I care about if it's free, but I have standards if I'm paying.
     
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    I used to have this problem.

    Every time I walked into a bathroom, I would immediately see a pimp. It took me a while to realize it was just the mirror.
     
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    This is something I never understood.... I don't think there are any fake whores out there who only rob guys. It seems like they are real/genuine whores who sometimes rob guys.

    Well, if you are fucking for money several times per day - why risk getting shot/stabbed/arrested to steal someone's money? I mean - you're letting guys stick their dick in you for $$$, why not just let the guy you robbed do it too?

    It sort of seems like going to the store and buying a couple of cases of beer and then trying to steal one of the little bottles of watermelon schnapps they have in a big bowl next to the cash register - what's the point?
     
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    Usually it is boyfriend & girlfriend junkies who haven't crested into turning tricks yet.
     
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    Why not just book the room yourself and hire an escort to come to YOUR room. If it's a nice one with a peep hole you can watch whose coming to the door. Only an idiot would go to THEIR place.
     
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    has the pimp in bathroom scam ever gone right?
    sounds like it's doomed from the get go
     
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    Heartbeat is optional
     
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    I'm no criminologist. But I would imagine it depends on the customer. If it's someone connected to a gang or someone that's not worth the fight they'll probably get what they want. If it's an "I never do this I just-" guy from the suburbs who will easily give up what he has, that's a different story.
     
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