Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Capn Crud, Feb 16, 2015.
I believe there is a Schmoopy Schlitze shop floating around.
Is Ducky dead?
I always imagine he's saying, "Oh, you!" in this one.
The pinhead in American Horror Story was played by a "regular" person.
I thought for sure she was a real one
That's a sad life
He made the most of it.
I actually have a really tiny head
How about you chug my load, zippah head!!! OHHHHH!!!
A guy walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at the end with the smallest head he's ever seen. In fact, it is only about two inches high. So, he sits down next to him and asks, "How is that you have such a small head?"
The man replies, "Well you see, I was stranded on a deserted island and was combing the beach, when I came across an ornate bottle. When I opened it to see what was inside, a beautiful genie appeared and told me that I would be granted three wishes.
My first wish was for a luxurious boat to take me home."
The man continues, "A large yacht appeared just off shore. Then for my second wish, I asked to be wealthy, so I would want for nothing when I got home."
The man goes on, "After a large pile of gold coins appeared on the deck of the yacht, I asked to make passionate love to the genie for my third wish. The genie told me that she could not do that, so I asked, 'How about a little head?'"