News Pirate sperm traffickers rape hitch-hiker, harvest semen for juju ritual

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  1. Tim

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    Three women pick up a hitch-hiker and force him to have sex so they can 'harvest his semen' in latest 'sperm collector' attack to hit Zimbabwe

    Police fear a trio of female 'sperm collectors' are on the loose in Zimbabwe after they picked up a hitchhiker on a highway and raped him in order to 'harvest' his sperm.

    The women, believed to be driving a white Toyota Cresta, offered him a lift along a main road in the city of Bulawayo, in the country's southwest.

    But partway through the journey the women attacked him - forcing him to have sex with them and making off with his semen.

    These attacks were fueled by a demand for men's semen in traditional luck-enhancing 'juju' rituals.

    According to reports, victims of the freeway femme fatales are drugged or subdued at gun or knife-point - one man was even forced to perform at 'snake-point' when his rapists brandished a live snake.

    The male victims are then given a sexual stimulant and forced to have sex repeatedly before being dumped on the side of the road.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3464030/Three-women-pick-hitch-hiker-force-sex-harvest-semen-latest-sperm-collector-attack-hit-Zimbabwe.html

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    @GaryPuppet, looks like vacation time, buddy! :c
     
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    "The male victims are then given a sexual stimulant and forced to have sex repeatedly before being dumped on the side of the road."


    "victims"? o_O
     
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    What do these women look like???
     
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    :dontknow:....I'm going to guess.....

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    This is a horrendous act and an affront to the brotherhood of men that their fatherhood could be assaulted in this manner. Checking kayak right now. What's the best time to go?
     
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    "Oh DAddy. look at me, i'm harvesting sperm Daddy
     
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    Got to hand it to that guy: What an excuse. "Oh, I was just minding my own business when a threesome just went down without my consent.. It was awful. I could barely get it up three times in a row and deliver the goods." "Infidelity? I was a victim of a sperm collector. I deserve love and assistance through this traumatic period in my life!"