Pissed off director goes on rant

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  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Uwe Boll is frustrated with the tepid response, the filmmaker told movie fans to "fuck yourselves." He also lashed out at Hollywood stars such as Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Robert Downey, Jr. who, he said, are "laughing" at low-income families who shell out money to see "Marvels Avengers bullshit dirt."

    This campaign is Boll's third failed attempt to reach his target goal for the film on a crowdfunding site.



     
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    His movies suck so bad they're not even unintentionally funny. Good riddance.
     
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    I fucking love him he had a genius appearance on red eye years back and then beat the SHIT out of some keyboard warriors in a boxing match. Also POSTAL is a masterpiece
     
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    This is why he makes movies:
    But crucially, the bizarre tax laws in Germany mean that any wealthy Germans who invest in a movie can write-off the production cost, delay paying their taxes and generally reduce their tax burden. When you disseminate all the boring legal business law surrounding it the bottom line is this – the German investors in a movie only pay tax on any RETURNS the movie makes, their investment is 100% deductible, so the minute the movie makes a profit, said investor has to start paying tax. Plus the investors can actually borrow money to put towards investment and write that off too. Assuming you’re a sharp enough businessman you have a potential goldmine in the making; a way to make money from investing in bad movies...

    http://www.cinemablend.com/features/Uwe-Boll-Money-For-Nothing-209.html
     
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  5. ScottBaiosPenis

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    wow his youtube channel is pretty nuts how am I just now seeing this
     
  6. Buster Himan

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    This guy's cock is gone.......his cock is gone........his cock is gone.
     
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  7. flonsta

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    Calling that idiot a "director" is a big stretch. Does nothing but garbage. Kickstarter got it right.
     
  8. Napoleon V

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    His next production?
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    If he was really smart, he would of started a kickstarter campaign saying he would quit directing forever if he got the money.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What idiot wrote this summary?

    How do you think taxes work in the USA? You think you pay taxes on bad investments?
     
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    NSFW
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    zare iss zumting wrong vis hiss voice ...
    (I made it 10 seconds.)
     
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    He called into Opie and Norton earlier, I actually semi agree with him as far as the superhero type movies go, tis a pity all his movies are shite.
     
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    I'd donate to a crowd-funded site to see a documentary on this guy's life.
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Too many superhero movies.
     
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    I've no clue who this dude is but I sure like his anger
     
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    I love this guy.
     
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    Agree with everything he said.