Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Boomer, Mar 28, 2015.
I'm having a hard time opening a pistachio. What can I use to break it open?
a sledge hammer
Just swallow it. You'll be fine.
Pliers, hammer, shoe heel. If it has a little opening, you can pry a butter knife in there.
BTW, this is the second Pistachio thread in the last couple of weeks. Surely that is a Dawg's record.
Schmoopy's dented head.
Just bite down real hard with your upper and lower molars. You have a couple you can spare, don't you?
Pry it open with Gwartneys dick
It would need to be a very small nut.