Pistachio

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Boomer, Mar 28, 2015.

  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    I'm having a hard time opening a pistachio. What can I use to break it open?
     
  2. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    a sledge hammer
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Just swallow it. You'll be fine.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Pliers, hammer, shoe heel. If it has a little opening, you can pry a butter knife in there.

    BTW, this is the second Pistachio thread in the last couple of weeks. Surely that is a Dawg's record.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Schmoopy's dented head.
     
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  6. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    o_O
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Just bite down real hard with your upper and lower molars. You have a couple you can spare, don't you?
     
  8. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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  9. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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  10. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Pry it open with Gwartneys dick
     
  11. gwartney

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    It would need to be a very small nut.
     
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