Pitcher’s wife freaks out over Twitter trade reports

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  1. dawg

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    The Reds traded pitcher Mat Latos to the Marlins late Thursday morning.

    Prior to the deal becoming official, Latos’ wife, Dallas, kept close tabs on Twitter, baseball reporters, in particular, to find out about her husband’s future.

    The result was a roller coaster ride as she tried to nail down some concrete information about where her family would end up.









    This article originally appeared on Fox Sports.
     
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    she looks like a real pain in the ass. when he moves to Miami he should leave her in Cincinnati.
     
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    she doesnt want to leave her boyfriends :coffee:
     
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    I'd be ecstatic if I got moved from cinci to miami
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    I hope she has a baby and it looks like Aroldis Chapman
     
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    What is your best guess on the amount of money spent daily on this woman to keep her happy?
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    She looks like a stone cold bitch, and judging by her tweets, seems to think she is semi important. All the money!!!

    She'll be fucking some Cubans in Florida in no time.
     
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    I'm sure he has plans already in place. She's a pig
     
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    Whatever the amount is she spends every dime you can bank on that.
     
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    not a lot

    she doesn't look like that anymore

    she got really fat after her kid
     
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    Never trust a woman named "Dallas." You know she's from straight up white trash stock.
     
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    Guaran-fucking-teed

    Hopefully the dude is getting some solid road puss
     
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    :salute:

    Well she's got the child support locked in
     
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    Too much. Dude should try a couple of backhands, that way he has a chance at happiness. Either she'll leave or calm the fuck down.
     
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    A beautiful girl being a pain in the ass. What are the odds?
     
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    give the fact she looks pretty fat and worn in that "glamor" shot above. I'm not sure about beautiful
     
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    Yeah she's a real pig.
     
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    I wouldn't say she really freaked out and she clarified it as well. As she said, it was sort of surreal to see circumstances that will affect her life unfold publicly and beyond her control. She even mentioned that the last time her husband was traded they found out about it on Sportscenter.

    Remember a few years back when the JetBlue plane had to make an emergency landing? (RRR veterans will recall this as the "Yay For The Plane" incident). All the events leading up to it were live on the news. Actress Taryn Manning was a passenger on the plane and was watching the news report as it happened. She also used the term "surreal" to describe the situation.
     
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    An MLB player's wife should shut the fuck up and go along for the ride. She's living in luxury riding the coat tails of her husband's hard work and talent. She hit the lottery twice in life, by being hot and by landing a pro ballplayer.
     
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