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  1. Nemo

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    http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/brea...-Breakfast-With-for-2014/stories/201501050001
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    Q. When are you and Howard moving to Fox Chapel?

    A. Oh, that’s funny. Howard and I have visited Fox Chapel. We had a hurricane scare and we were in our Hamptons house. We had to evacuate because we live on the beach. We didn’t know where to turn because we weren’t allowed to come back into the city because we live in a high-rise. No one who lived in a high-rise was allowed to go to their apartments. We were like, “Where are we going to go?” So we took the five cats and we got on a plane, and we flew to Pittsburgh and spent five days in Fox Chapel.

    My dad has a Hummer, so Howard and I were driving around Fox Chapel in a Hummer. I remember going to the plaza and going to the pet store. We needed kitty litter. So we were walking through the pet store at Waterworks [Mall], and people were pointing. It was so funny. ... We took walks. We jogged around where my parents lived. Howard was like, “I like Pittsburgh!”
     
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  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Oofah
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Why would someone with Howard's money need to shack up at Beth's parents' house? Beth's felon father has a Hummer? Sounds about right.

    Howard really is somewhat helpless when challenged.
     
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    "Hampton's house, high rise......." Look at me, Me MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
     
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    They had to flee the Hamptons? Beth makes being it sound like they're fleeing the Germans in WW2. They have enough money to buy Pennsylvania.
     
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    Her father looks like a character from Star Wars......
     
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    What a heart warming story.

    Cunt.
     
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    Also, I recall Wig complaining that HE had to host the Stern family during the hurricane. The timeline is, once again, off.
     
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    "I just used 3 H's in one sentence! Whew! I'm out of breath! :yay: "
     
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    On the air HS said that he and Beth fled to suburban Pittsburgh ahead of Hurricane Irene in 2011 (after John Bolaris gave a personal forecast to Beth) and hosted his parents during their 2012 power outage after Hurricane Sandy.
     
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    Dude, that's a brilliant photoshop of Howard's face on her fathers body. I had to look twice myself.
     
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    Howard heard that Beff's dad gave hummers so he rushed right over.
     
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    i'm calling shenanigans. too many periods, not enough run-on sentences
     
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    Pretty funny, another case where Beth lies and contradicts something Howard said. I remember a resident of NYC posting here that the story about not being allowed in high-rise apartments was completely false. Also, Howard said on the air that no one recognized them or reacted in any way when they went to the pet store. Beth says people were pointing. Those two can't get their stories straight on anything.
     
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    No way she went to waterworks mall...it's kinda shitty and on a direct busline from downtown/shitty towns across the Allegheny. it's across the river from the bad parts of org(Garfield, Larimer, Homewood).
     
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    We live on the beach...
    We live in a hi-rise...
    We took a plane (private)...
    My Dad has a hummer...

    She DOES have the mentality of a 10 year.
     
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    is the picture of that man photoshopped?

    he looks very odd


    but didn't something like 50 people die during that storm?
    it seem less than appropriate to say you managed to get 5 cats to safety on a private plane
     
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    God I hate her
     
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    She brought to the famous spot near the Polish Catholic Center where they used to ditch class, get drunk and beat up Jews.