PK's Tawdry Fortunes Wanted ~ Chinese Take Out Dinner Tonight

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    An earlier thread regarding someone swapping out fortunes in a fortune cookie (end result was road head for the lucky swapper) sparked my creative juices.

    Thought it would be fun to do the same thing for HC.

    I'm picking up Chinese tonight and I want to stealthily remove the existing fortune and replace it with one of my own.

    Not sure how I can reseal the wrapper but I guess I can McGyver that somehow. Suggestions on that are welcome as well.

    I have some ideas on what I want the fortune to be but I thought I'd get some ideas from the pervs on here.

    :marx:


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  2. Shine

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    me chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke
     
  3. koam

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    :mad: second
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This sounds like the kind of thing Chuck would be good at
     
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    koam Playa' Pimp

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    How are you going to get the fortune out without breaking the cookie?
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Wow. This is going to be a LOT of effort for very little return. :jj:
     
  7. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    "I'm leaving"
     
  8. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'm thinking tweezers. :dontknow:
     
  9. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    The end result I'm looking for is some fun sexy time. That's a good return in my book. :coffee:
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    HC requires gimmickry for fun sexy time?
     
  11. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    When he sees the cookie wrapper opened, he's going to think the lady at the Chinese place put it in there.
     
  12. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
  13. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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  14. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I need to figure out a way to secure it somehow!
    :bigthink
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I mean, you probably just have to show up. :dontknow:
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    It's fun, it's playful, it's memorable. :dontknow:

    Yes, I could just walk up and start giving him a BJ but I thought this would be something different.
     
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    ok
     
  18. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Are you patronizing me?

    :nocheer:
     
  19. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    that pic looks like a girl wearing white panties with her legs open
     
  20. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you could do the "chinese japanese, dirty knees, look at these" & when he's done reading it you flash your flapjacks.