News Playboy Mansion up for sale

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  1. TSSTaylor

    TSSTaylor Active Member

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Take a black light to that place and demand a dollar be knocked off for every jizz stain stain that's spotted.
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    He must be near death if they're asking for that much. He won't be there to annoy new owners for long.
     
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    Isn't the rumor is that the place is a complete shit hole at this point
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Dude he probably has so much dirt on celebrities. For a long time that place was the place to be for non stop model fucking, if you were a celebrity. In his older age I bet you could sit the guy down and get all the sordid details out of him.
     
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    One of the whores was saying that the place was a shithole relic. Nothing has been updated since the 80's. I read the real estimate is closer to $40 mil. And who wants to live with that old fossil and his gay captain and tenille costumes. I would throw in an extra $200 for a pine box. Final offer.
     
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    Oh I'm sure he has a ton of great stories. Someone close to him will write a tell all I'm sure. Especially now that playboy is tanking
     
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    I shamefully admit I read his ex girlfriends book. She said it was real shitty. He loves carpeting so everything is carpeted and covered in dog shit and piss.
     
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    Why does the light that looks for jizz gotta be black?
     
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    Hugh Hefner was unavailable for comment.
     
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    Maybe, but how many of those celebrities are either dead or ancient/infirm themselves? I mean, who cares what Burt Reynolds might have done there in 1978?
     
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