Please Analyze Ben Stern in a Serious Manna

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Napoleon V, Aug 26, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

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    Thank you

     
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    Way more successful than his stupid son evah gave him credit for.

    No poor schlub pays for his kid to go to BU, including housing and a car!!!
     
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    Some old bald fucker that has a pussy for a son
     
  5. Napoleon V

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    Green type of tube
     
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    This. Howard was a solidly middle class to upper middle class kid whose mother doted on him and whose father made sure his every financial need was taken care of well past high school. "He yelled at me sometimes! Waaaa."
     
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    bald head that brought great shame to the family
     
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    Propah mahdulation
     
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    I am proud of the fact that my dad worked his ass off, and Howard should be, too!!!

    Dick.
     
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    Not to mention he retired in his late 40's/early 50's

    Wiggy is a flat out liar in all things - but specifically his "tough" childhood and the neighbourhood he grew up in.
     
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    Sounds like Howard had a better childhood than most other Americans
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Halibut, Channel 88
     
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    Ben only yelled because he was jealous of his business partner's record label called "Ping Pong" :artiejj:
     
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    Ben was a much better father and family man than Howard was.

    • He was home for dinner with the family every night
    • He encouraged his son to have creative hobbies. When his son was into puppets, Ben built him a stage with his own hands. When Howard was interested in music, Ben paid for lessons and equipment, and allowed his son's band to practice at his house
    • He sent his son to camp every summer, knowing how happy it made him to be around friends
    • He tried to establish fun family traditions, like playing at his recording studio or taking in a New York City stage show
    • He was friendly with all of his neighbors, and would host parties where he charmed everyone with his wit, good nature and awareness of current events
    • He funded the higher education of both of his kids, so that neither would incur student debt
    • He bought his son a car so that he could interview for jobs, knowing that they would be low-paying at first
    • He provided a lifetime of emotional support to a wife who suffers from depression, always making her laugh and feel respected and appreciated
    • He allowed his son to paint him as a monster, knowing it made for better radio than the truth
     
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    Extremely well said. He has the typical formality of that generation with some NYC attitude and Jewish conservatism. But overall, a solid guy.
     
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    I would love to hear his opinion on this current crop of presidential candidates.

    "I told you not to be stupid you moron."
     
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    After all that, Howard left them alone and in the dark after Sandy. I think he was shamed by his sister into taking them to his mansion. What a son!
     
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    ben is bald as a cue ball and passed that genetic trait to howard
     
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    "Okay. I've had my drink now. NOW my :quote:son :quote: can come in :facepalm: "
     
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