Please beat my ass, officer

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Anyone ever hear of Sovereign Citizens? Fucking crackpots. @Lemmy

     
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    I got pulled over today for speeding and knew I was in the wrong. I followed all the officers instructions politely and accurately and was released with a warning less than 5 minutes later :dontknow:
     
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    He probably knew you were on your way to apply for college.
     
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    Reed and Malloy didn't take shit from anybody.
    Ever.

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  7. Gitfiddle

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  8. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    assholes
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    They are a complete and total pain in the ass. The issue with them is that they love to file lawsuits and can really fuck up your life. Luckily they are generally in the more rural areas around here so I don't have to deal with them very often.
     
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    Wtf did that cop rip the window out with his bare hands :jj:
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    "I DO NOT CONSENT" The dumbshit was screaming like a spoiled 5 year old.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    ok thats fine for the speeding, but what did he give you on the driving while ugly charge
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    sweet videos of hippies getting tazed in billy clubbed get in here @Lemmy
     
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    speak of the devil and he appears
     
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    #WhitePrivilege
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP

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    Here's the modern day version.

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  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    A window partially down breaks very easy. :c
     
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    Life
     
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    You should have beat his ass for dissin' you.
     
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    A window all the way up is like a fortress.
     
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