Please don't make a mockery of this....My dog's asshole blew out last week.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The silver lining on the dark cloud was that we learned a few things.

    a.) When a dogs asshole is in the process of blowing out, it's a matter of days.

    b.) Thank god I don't have human children.



    But seriously though, it was quite the tense week last week. Oh yeah, he stepped on a bee too.

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    Lets please use this thread to send our condolences and well wishes to my dog. kthx.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Cry harder faggot
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    The fuck you been doing to his asshole?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    this
     
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    that's groce
     
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    your dog has a prolapsed anus? :right:
     
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    Pics or GTFO Dave.

    C'mon.

    Show us the carnage. :coffee:


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  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow.

    Already 8 posts. Thanks guys, I'm going to go back and read the well wishes now.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Dave the Dog Fucker
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hmmnnn. :right:

    a.) I didn't do anything to the dogs asshole, this was a situation that developed all on it's own. It isn't like I'm studying the balloon knot during our walks.

    b.) I do not have any pics of my dogs blown out asshole. I'm sorry. It was a tense time, photos were not on the mind.
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    did they fix it & how much?
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    How many dog owners here just went and checked their dogs' assholes?
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Yes and all the way hopefully.
     
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    Take the dog down to the border.

    Park in one of the lots right next to the fence.

    Push dog out of car/truck.

    Drive home.

    Problem solved. :coffee:
     
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    Must be dietary
     
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    Your "dog's" asshole. Sure, Dave
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The bee sting cost me about 220, due to half of that being an 'emergency' visit.

    They were going to 'lance and drain his anal gland' :)weird:) the following day, but that night, it blew out on him. I took him in the next morning, and they said 'that's great, now he doesn't need surgery. But we took the blood panel prior to surgery anyway.' So that cost me another 110 bucks.




    This kind of shit does not happen with cats.