Please don't pleasure yourself to my avatar

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I know my avatar makes you hot and horny, but please try to control yourselves.


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  2. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I wish Hein would eat that whole candy bar and fall into a diabetic coma.
     
  4. Herc

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    The BJ King Of America . . .
     
  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    FAIL
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  7. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    theres too many men here unless youre into that
    but that giant candy bar has my pms interested
     
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    winning!
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  9. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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  10. Herc

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    Imagine the scar and boil ridden mouths of the girls who actually blew this retarded . . .
     
  11. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    dont pleasure yourself to mine either
     
  12. Feltspot

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    ME ME ME

    ITS MINE

    PAY ME

    ITS ALL ABOUT US

    ME

    RACISM

    GIVE ME

    PAY ME

    ONLY HIRE OUR TYPES

    NAME CHANGERS

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  13. itpdude

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    Some people actually eat healthy because of the diabetus.

    Not Hein, no way!

    I've got a fucking aunt, a nurse no less, who is a fucking fat pig with diabetes. She shoots herself with insulin to facilitate eating a piece of cake. She has a whole fucking bag, like a make up bag, dedicated to her pills and shit.

    We wonder why our health insurance costs so much? I'll tell you why: Assholes like my aunt and this Hein fucking character. Bring on the death-panels, I say. It's time to unburden the load of these fucking twats who don't take care of themselves while having conditions such as diabetes. Fuck, I knew a guy who got an O2 tank for his emphysema. You guessed it: The fucker smoked like a chimney on the O2 necessitating more O2 (and who knows how much other care). Pretty sure that guy was on Medicare or something. . . . basically needlessly sucking the system while people with real needs, who actually make an effort to mitigate their healthcare footprint, have to wait in the same line with irresponsible assholes.

    Fuck!
     
  14. Vashier

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    Don't tell me who I'm not a jack'n too... well after this time :c
     
  15. WholeAssholeOut

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    i never understand the smoking on O2. don't you accidentally blow yourself up at some point? if i remember my chemistry course correctly...

    and no pleasuring yourself to wendy, either. she's feeble minded.
     
  16. itpdude

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    He'd turn the O2 off to smoke and when done put it back on immediately, although blowing himself up would have saved Medicare a ton of money.
     
  17. Jon Hein is God

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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You can pleasure yourself to mine if you want.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    What the fuck?!
     
  20. Mojopin

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    Feel free to pleasure yourself to mine.