Please enjoy this description of a local bar near me

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    "Perhaps Saturday afternoon is not the time to day drink here. Degenerate gamblers with their kids, pool players with their kids, wicked hair hats on the Sun City looking folks, the visually impaired bellied up to the bar, and mullets a go-go. Not sure I have ever witnessed a cross section of people more diverse. It was as if some dude named Noah was given a directive to gather up two of each species of typical dive bar patrons, and throw them in a room together. Not to preserve them, but to just collect them in one place, like a museum of oddities found working at a traveling carnival."
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Wow.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    Sounds fun :shots:
     
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    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    Teach your children well...
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Nothing sounds wrong with that bar
     
  6. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nothing.
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fuck off.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  10. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    which one were you?
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP

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    :fil: What? No karaoke critique?
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The bar at the other end of the strip mall has karaoke, not this one.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The bar with karaoke has this review:

    "Surprisingly, the only place we found that had Karaoke on a Saturday night. Karaoke used to be on every corner but I guess not anymore.

    We found Enoch's had a KJ come on at 9pm and headed over. Ordered a pitcher of beer and watched the football games. Beer was good and cold in the frosted glasses but after my sister complained that her beer was awful, did we discover that he glass was coated with not frosting but what smelled like vomit!

    The bartender said that it was probably tomato juice as a lot of people have been ordering beer and tomato juice lately, but it definitely wasn't. They gave her a fresh glass and fill, but it just ruined the night. I sang one song and we bounced.

    never again."
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    One is behind a Long John Silver's and the other is behind a McD's.
     
  15. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    that Mc'Donalds next to Enochs is the worst,you ever see the employees that work there.

    by the way i work with a girl who goes to that bar once in a while.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    We go to the drive thru all the time so we only see two people. Is the inside gross? I know they are slow with service.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Even I could probably get laid there.
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    in.

    Love a good dive bar
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Get away from me with your jerky questions, you silly fool.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The entire neighborhood is a dive.