Please entertain me while I wait @ the dr.s office

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  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Ask me questions. Chat with me. Make me laugh. Anything that will take my mind off this wait will be appreciated.
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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Are there any hot nurses? :jerk:
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    None at all. It's a small office.
     
  4. Gas Face

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    Go up to talk to the receptionist and just start pissing on the floor. Keep talking to her though and act like nothing is out of the ordinary.
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    What are you in for?
     
  7. Gas Face

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    I need to save my piss for a piss test :mad:
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    They can vacuum it up off the floor! :cuss:
     
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    Ask the doctor if it is normal for someone to have red freckle like things all over the butt and taint region please.
     
  10. Gas Face

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    I'm getting my acl reconstructed Tuesday. This visit is a pre op physical
     
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    :jj: it's a carpet
     
  12. Gas Face

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    You saw me naked?
     
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    You want me to post some pictures of staph infections?
     
  15. Gas Face

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    Don't drop the soap if Mario's around...... Or zeit
     
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    What happened? I'm guessing major surgery and you'll be home a while?
     
  17. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Nah. That doesn't bother me. Death wouldn't be a bad option.
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    annual pap smear?
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    Well, I tried to entertain you, but if you're not willing to play along. :dontcare:
     
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    Don't breathe in too deeply. The air is thick with viruses and bacteria.