Please estimate the amount of times you've had sexual intercourse?

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Please estimate the amount of times you've had sexual intercourse?
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Stop repeating yourself ffs...
     
  3. 2Manboobs

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    Why?
     
  4. Mr Sinister

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    a lot of times :dontknow: no real number i can think of im married so it happens often :cheer:
     
  5. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    que?
    It's not on the level of a bodily function thread, but may well be worth it,
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    Your thread title and opening statement were the same. You know it, and I know it...

    As far as your question(s) go... I need to work out an equation that takes into effect my advanced age (47) and the steady decline of my fuck numbers over the years.
     
  7. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do Blow jobs count?

    ass sex?

    Hand jobs?

    hand under the bra?

    dry humping?

    deep kissing?

    If she wore a strap on and did you?
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Nigga, he said "sexual intercourse"! :mad: Don't try and make this shit harder than it has to be.
     
  9. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    There's a pre-married number and a married number.

    pre-married - @ 2000

    married - 2124 Avg. 3x a week x 24 years of marriage.
     
  10. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ok, but what about spooning?

    Titty fucking?

    Foot fucking?

    Dirty Sanchez?
     
  11. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    At least 30.
     
  12. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    several
     
  13. Boss Ono

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    You stick your dick under a bra? Like a hands free tittie fuck? :bigthink
     
  14. Boss Ono

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    I know that's not what you said but it is a great idea don't you think? :)
     
  15. FunnyFarm2

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    I dunno....gotta be some number up in the 6 figures at least.
     
  16. stripes

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    doesnt the wife get suspicious?
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  18. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    No idea, but many thousands...:facepalm:
     
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    Approximately between 1 million and 3.5 million.
     
  20. FunnyFarm2

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    Stevie keeps a journal so his number is pretty close