Please explain Canada to me

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Things up there seem strange.
     
  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    16.4% sure this thread has never been done.
     
  3. whatsit

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  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Nice av , faggot. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    poutaine
    milk in bags
    cops in red jackets
    funny looking money
    1/4 of the country is French and hate the rest of the country
    curling
    great Mayors
    lots of snow & ice.
    They got lots of trees too.
     
  6. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    it's north of here and it has celine deyawn.
     
  7. Chriza

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    It's "poutine", and the guys in the red jackets aren't the cops. They're more like the Feds, and the ones who wear the red jackets are doing it for show at special events. It's like a dress uniform.

    These guys are mounties:

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    This is just for parades and funerals and shit:

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    I've also never purchased milk in a bag. You can, but I've always bought it in a carton.

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    No snow here yet.

    :bigthink

    The money's pretty hilarious. It's especially funny that it's worth more than yours. :D

    God damned right we've got lots of trees. Gotta have somewhere for the sasquatches to live.

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  8. Chriza

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    She lives in Vegas. Keep her.
     
  9. sstressed

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    i'm a canadian/american so i know bout this stuff.

    what i learned as a teen was that canadian girls would give head but not fuck, and american girls would fuck but not give head. :dontknow:

    i think things have changed for the better since my day.
     
  10. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I had one girlfriend who would fuck but hated giving head. I didn't even need to cum in her mouth -- she just couldn't deal with it at all. I was in love with her despite that. :no: The rest have all been down with blowjobs. No problem.
     
  11. whatsit

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    WTF? oh that changes everything
     
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    :)

    i'm special!
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    pfft faker. You will never be the same in my eyes you poser. :D
     
  14. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    all Americans ignore sstresssssted bs posts from now on! I had no idea. bullshit all this time. Typical Canadianfaker.
     
  15. sstressed

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    i never really cared one way or the other until i had the best head in the history of the universe.
    i've been a big fan ever since.

    it's an art form and many are only adequate at it.



    and i'd tell them so too. :jj:
     
  16. sstressed

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    i was planted in this country to bring it down.

    i've been doing it by getting people high since 1969.

    soon, all your bases belong to us! :grad:
     
  17. sstressed

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    i've had many people say - OH, that's why you're so polite. :jj:
     
  18. whatsit

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    :lol: Mars will rule motherfucker.
     
  19. whatsit

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    nice try alien
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I go to Europe and it's like, "Fuck off, American piece of shit."

    "I'm Canadian."

    "Oh! Come on in! Let me buy you a drink! :wub: "