Please get rid of the Twins

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by mpa, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. mpa

    mpa Active Member

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    Not team players, making fun of them has gotten old since they are incapable of stringing together a sentence, Artie and Rick have to find something to do with them since they are talentless and empty, and them acting like snotty little cunts last night made me want to shake the shit out of them. You can find someone attractive that can actually do something, anything.
     
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    I used to feel the same way, until they got tired of them and now only use them in set bits for the last segment. Now I can deal.

    I'm hoping the same thing happens to this Brock guy.......Jesus H. talk about a 2 trick pony. Not funny, nor fun. If I never hear his 2 impressions again (based around characters famous in 1985), it will be too soon.

    :grouch:
     
  3. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    I think you meant Nick right? I do not know who Rick is.
     
  4. Obsidian

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    Couldnt agree more. Theyre fuddy duddies. No personality, no sense of humor, dull, boring, sense of entitlement, etc etc.
     
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    The twins are fine. The only bad part about the show is usually the sports reporters interviews (and I love sports)
     
  6. HorseVsPelican

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    I think they need to get rid of them as well. The bits Artie comes up for them are only funny to Artie.

    Another thing they need to get rid of is meshing different audio clips together. It's only funny to Artie. Artie's a funny guy but he need to stop producing bits. Just be funny Artie, that's your real strength.
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhhhh......ohhh yeahhhh


    sveet rhing
     
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    i liked them at first, but they were SO rude to artie last night. they kept trying to be funny by being like "well YOU clearly don't know anything about nutrition and fitness" and repeating it over and over, only to get ignored. PLUS Liz's nutrition info was OFF THE CHARTS WRONG.

    if you listen to the initial call, they totally made themselves sound like more fun. like "ohhhh we're gonna find out why tebow's a virgin, i mean what's up with that?!" and now they basically sound like they're the lame virgins.

    they need to spice up their act, or get kicked to the curb. peace out.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They should be on their knees at the Bunnyranch. About all they're good for.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I agree, not fun or funny at all.
     
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    I honestly don't even see them being good at that.
     
  12. Obsidian

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    They seem completely Asexual.
     
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    I see them giving scrapers. :D Either that or refusing to do oral at all.
     
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    I like them, and when they argue with Artie. The audio mash ups and the Brock dude can go and stay gone.
     
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    I was trying to remember what kind of vibe they gave off when they first called the show. Were they even fans of Artie or the show before making that call? I forget. Anyway, I pretty much agree with this post. If they knew of Artie at all before hand, they can't be surprised at how he acts or what he wants them to talk about on the air. I've noticed that their tone of voice has been different lately; they seem more bitchy. Haven't listened to Thursday's show yet, but the night before when they were arguing one of them said that the show has been a "nightmare" for them. That's how I read that remark anyway. They either need to step it up and earn their paycheck or go back to Deerfield. Try to find some other way to get famous, Amazing Race didn't work out so well and neither will this if they keep acting like stuck up divas.

    Exactly
     
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    They'll need em for eye candy once the Audience network show goes live.
     
  17. Gunnar

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    I had reservations early on about the twins (especially when they first called in).

    However, their "Deer in the headlights, albeit nice looking deer, of the Nick and Artie Show" seems to be working for me lately.

    I look forward to them reading the baseball scores each night (even though they always mangle the content).

    They seem like nice, genuine young girls that keep running into the Artie freight-train.

    The best is the way they answer at the same time and use the valley-girl "Noooo-ahhhhh" when they really mean no.

    Finally, props to the girls for getting Dan's Mac Air and calling Dan a Sad Eeyore.

    Gunnar,
     
  18. Gogol Boobdello

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    Mets beat Arizona 1 to 3 :facepalm:
     
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    Agreed - They were annoying the other night.
     
  20. Gunnar

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    DBacks are killing Mets ass tonight!

    Mark my words!

    Is the 1 to 3 a spoof on the way the twins read scores? Awesome!

    Gunnar,