Please help!! I have a terrible case of swamp ass! Need Remedy!

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  1. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Came home after work, apparently the sweat had been running straight to my taint. Blasted the culo with soap and water, hit the Tucks pads before and after....Tried witch hazel!! My ASS is killing me!
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    :grad: A&D Ointment
     
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    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    The bigger question is why in the hell did I click on a thread with this title? :ufacepalm:
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I've never had the swamp ass, but I think I might have gotten it at Disneyland.
     
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  7. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Freaking shit is terrible!
     
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    That fatass Bubba The Love Sponge used to rave about Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
     
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    You need an ass napkin.
     
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    I'm no doctor, but if your ass is smelling really, really bad - I mean like sewage treatment plant bad - I'd recommend that you purchase a turban and start driving a taxi in NYC until your condition clears up.

    At the very least, that would seem to be the prescription that's been recommended to thousands of other swamp ass sufferers in the Big Apple.
     
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    Swamp Ass

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    Used to get it if I was in and out of the pool and running around. If it got really bad I would shower, use the blow dryer then baby powder or gold bond.
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Men are SO cute!:wub:
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    So what's the female equivalent of swamp ass?
     
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    Twat Rawt? :dontknow:
     
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    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    Women get it too.
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Gold Bond Powder, 1% cortisone creams and OTC anti-fungals if that's involved.
     
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    :gross:
     
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    Baby powder that ass.
     
  20. Awesomesauce

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    cmg mult ?