Please help me buy a new computer

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Laptop died, need a new one, not looking to spend a ton of dough, only looking to replace it with something powerful enough to satisfy my limited needs. Below is what I use it for:

    1. Internet browsing
    2. Microsoft office (excel, word, PP)
    3. Streaming video (espn3, netflix, bootleg sports video sites)
    4. Porn (I DL it from youjizz using the ANT video downloader app with Firefox then delete the vid after viewing)
    5. Watching DVDs or torrent downloads.

    That's about it. Absolutely no gaming other than poker, no picture or video editing. I want a decent size screen, but nothing cumbersome.

    Please provide me with minimum numbers for RAM, processor, etc. Or just tell me exactly what to buy.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    YouJizz :jj:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Get a JPEG
     
  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Man, that's the shit.

    They've got everything on there.

    The fuckin' webcam popups are annoying, but other than that-- everything. :2up:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Never heard of it, will try tonight.

    "Everything", you say?

    :bigthink
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    all u need brah

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  7. Daveindiego

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    Get a Mac.
     
  8. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Waste of money.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    agree

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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yeeeah maan.


    You watching the game tonight?
     
  11. beatlejaws

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    this is what i have. got it at best buy. it's pretty cool.

    toshiba satellite l675

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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ugh. Yes.

    I'll examine it when I get home and see if this "everything" claim rings true.

    I have some rather exotic tastes.
     
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    I have had this one for 2 years now, and it works the same as it did when it came out of the box. Perfectly.
     
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    Apple II e
    :coffee:
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    How much?

    The one that just died was a Toshiba, but I got like 7 years out of it so I am a fan of their work.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    My Windows 7 PC has run almost 24/7 non stop since Aug 2009. Runs perfect.

    Nerd fight.

    Fuck off Apple cult weirdo. :coffee:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Do all Apple products smell like a Phish fan when you first open them? :gassed:
     
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    Is that a metaphor for run perfectly and never breaks down? :scratch:

    If so, then yes.
     
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    around $700. i've had it about a year. no problems