Please name various jobs you have had throughout your life.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I delivered pizzas.

    And was always high.
     
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    I ran a message board once.
     
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    And mowed lawns.
     
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    I worked at a liquor store in college. Free shit. :yes:
     
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    Paid good?

    I mostly depended on tips, and getting invited into strangers houses to get drunk and smoke dope.
     
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    Worked for a moving company for 3 years in College. That job was brutal, but made me good $$.
     
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    I worked at a machine shop that specialized in building the Ford 385 engine family for marine applications (the name coming from the 3.85 inch crankshaft stroke of the 460 V8).
     
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    I also worked at a car wash in college. On weekends during the winter we would run about 1,500 cars through. Made $200 a day with tips included.

    We froze our asses off and did 10 hours straight through, but at that age it was worth it.
     
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    I worked at Bonanza Steakhouse in high school.
     
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    McDonalds
    Auto detailer
    line cook
    bartender
    stockbroker
    Insurance
    Roofer
    And what I do now
     
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    Those places had the best salad bar
     
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    I put a dead body into a cardboard box when i did landscaping for a funeral home once.
     
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    I built fences for like a year. The dude I worked for was a total lush, we would go by the bar at 6AM so he could have a few beers, then stop at the liquor store for some job site beer, we would work until he needed to go home to pass out. Usually btw 12 and 2 pm.
     
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    babysitter, mcdonalds cook then cashier, hockey arena and baseball concession girl, walmart photo lab tech while also file clerk and overnight sitter for a radio host - that fucking sucked, then photo lab manager, agency employee for a company that then hired me on, still there and have advanced quite decently.
     
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    I lasted one night waitressing at a strip club.

    They allowed you to drink on the job - and I get mouthier, not easier, when I drink.

    They didn't think that I "fit the position", at the end of the evening.
     
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    fellow mcpiglet :cheer:
     
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    :wub: I totally railed the salad bar girls in the bathroom when we were closing.
     
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    How much did you want to stab one of those fat, old fucks when they grabbed your ass?