Please post helpful camping tips in this thread.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Used to go camping every weekend, but we were mostly on LSD during it.
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Set your tent up on the highest ground possible. :grad:
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Make a big block of ice to keep in your cooler. This will last all weekend and reduce the amount of cubes that you will have to buy to keep your beer, or in some people's cases, food cold.
     
  4. MrWarmth

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    Hang your food from a tree and bury your poop, to keep bears away.

    Or is it hang your poop from a tree and bury your food?

    :scratch:
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Bring a metric fuck ton of wood...build a great big fire...get drunk as fuck and melt bottles in the fire. good times...
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    don't be racist. :grad:
     
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    Bring plenty of honey and cigars
     
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    don't piss where you drink :grad:
     
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    [h=1]I wiped my butt with poison ivy/oak...?[/h]What are some home natural remedies.....
    its itches && burn and i tried anti itch cream on/in my butt& it burns a LOT
    should i go to the emergency room, or what??
    Please help..
    Thanks
     
  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    bring a small rug to put in front of your tent and take off your shoes before entering the tent so you don't get dirt and shit in there.
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

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    Hotels.com
     
  14. Dream Theater

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    :D I was going to say "Just get a room you cheap fuck" , but you beat me to it and in a much nicer way.
     
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    if wife or daughter or mother-in-law is on her period, put them in a separate tent like the Indians used to do.
     
  16. Dream Theater

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    :eek: Genius!!!
     
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    The bark of birch trees makes excellent fire starting material. Go to a store that sells camping equipment and get a steel and flint firestarter. It is a lifesaver.
     
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    Always bring more beer than you think you will realistically need. Running out can turn a great experience into a living Hell On Earth :grad:
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    People almost never have snakes get into their tents and sleeping bags.
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    One cast iron pan is very useful.