WTF Please post two things, something that you need and something that you want...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    and then tell us, if you were given the chance to get only one, which one would you choose.

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  2. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I want pussy

    I need pussy

    I choose pussy
     
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    Anything I want or need I have or am willing to work for.

    Thank you for your call
     
  4. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Yeah. I think on this board, this probably is the thread ender. Well done, sir.
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I need to get back to work

    I want to watch Youtube videos about Disneyland
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    1. I need a week somewhere on a quiet beach

    2. I want this big guy

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  7. Shivvy

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    I need a vacation
    I want me and Mlaw to be friends again
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I need to sleep


    and i want this blonde chick in my office with the perfect body
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I am your friend, friends tell you the truth
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I need to work.
    I want to be able to toss it all away and wander the earth unencumbered.
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    You're not gay?
     
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  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    OMG i can't wait to the punchline of this new and exciting joke you are going to come up with next!
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Because you seem, you know...
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    that was lackluster :nojj:
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Plus everytime someone mentions you, it's "that faggot Kanye" this and that.
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    man you shouldnt quit your day job
     
  17. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Honest mistake!
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yea it sure is
     
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    I want to spend a romantic week with Penelope Cruz on Tahiti and I need Hillary to lose this election.

    For the good of the nation, I'll opt for Hillary losing.
     
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    I need air to breath
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