Please post various details about your real life friends.

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  1. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    My friend Chris got really drunk one night and passed out in my bathroom totally naked.

    He had been in there awhile, so I went to check up on him and saw his extremely tiny penis on full display.
     
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  2. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    That was the first penis I had ever seen irl besides my own, I really felt bad for him afterward.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    My real life friends don't know I'm up at 1am reading about some dude with a small prick.
    That's probably a good thing.
     
    Jan 22, 2016 #3
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  4. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    :jj:
     
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    cetiya Lunatic Gold

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    I have two bffs. I've known one since I was 11 years old. She has lots of money, owns a resort and is an author.
    My male bff is a Vietnam vet, with agent Orange and totally believes in Bigfoot!!
     
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  6. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I feel you should try and become closer to #1, and alert the authorities about #2.

    This advice was harder than it seems.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    My Best Friend is named Fitz.
    We've seen the worst of each other.
    We've also seen the best of each other too.
    Why do you ask?
     
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  8. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I need to know.

    This is real life.
     
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    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Wait, Fitz?
     
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    My best friend is my dog. Sometimes she eats deer poop when she's outside.
     
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  11. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Personally, I'm all about dogs eating deer poop.

    It's like a power play or something.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    You know him?
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    This thread made me realize that actually I have no friends outside of my dogs and strangers on the internet...and I don't feel the least sad about that. :D
     
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  14. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I know of him.

    Are you friends with the tantrum?
     
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    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    As it should be. You need to take care of you. Love the one you're with.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    HA! It's a Fitztastrophy!








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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Hope you weren't lonely in bed the rest of the night.
     
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    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I made my wife take care of the situation, she finally realized she knew what she had.

    Humongous penis.
     
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    My friend Walter once pulled out a gun at a Bowling alley.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    And by the Tantrum, you mean his ...
     
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