Please post various details about your real life friends.

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  1. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    My friend Chris got really drunk one night and passed out in my bathroom totally naked.

    He had been in there awhile, so I went to check up on him and saw his extremely tiny penis on full display.
     
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  2. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    That was the first penis I had ever seen irl besides my own, I really felt bad for him afterward.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    My real life friends don't know I'm up at 1am reading about some dude with a small prick.
    That's probably a good thing.
     
  4. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    :jj:
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP Gold

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    I have two bffs. I've known one since I was 11 years old. She has lots of money, owns a resort and is an author.
    My male bff is a Vietnam vet, with agent Orange and totally believes in Bigfoot!!
     
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  6. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I feel you should try and become closer to #1, and alert the authorities about #2.

    This advice was harder than it seems.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    My Best Friend is named Fitz.
    We've seen the worst of each other.
    We've also seen the best of each other too.
    Why do you ask?
     
  8. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I need to know.

    This is real life.
     
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  9. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Wait, Fitz?
     
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    My best friend is my dog. Sometimes she eats deer poop when she's outside.
     
  11. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Personally, I'm all about dogs eating deer poop.

    It's like a power play or something.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    You know him?
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    This thread made me realize that actually I have no friends outside of my dogs and strangers on the internet...and I don't feel the least sad about that. :D
     
  14. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I know of him.

    Are you friends with the tantrum?
     
  15. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    As it should be. You need to take care of you. Love the one you're with.
     
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    HA! It's a Fitztastrophy!








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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Hope you weren't lonely in bed the rest of the night.
     
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  18. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I made my wife take care of the situation, she finally realized she knew what she had.

    Humongous penis.
     
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    My friend Walter once pulled out a gun at a Bowling alley.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    And by the Tantrum, you mean his ...