Discussion in 'The Bar' started by keef, May 26, 2014.
Or purposefully, I don't care.
I have my current position at work because the dude before me shot himself to death by accident.
True story. Hand to God.
Video it in your mind.
I will do that.
did you see the "accidental" shooting in person?
Bro kills people.
"I'm the only one here, I know of, professional enough to handle this gun (BLAM)..."
Alf is a faggot
I hope the position is cursed.
my adventures with weapons:
when i was in 9th grade, i was accidently shot in the ankle by a friend when we were out hunting/plinking. no video but i do have a pic of me being put into the amblance. i'm smiling and waving like a fool. as soon as we realized that he shot me, the first thing my friend said was - they're going to take my gun away. i was still bleeding.
a year before that, 2 friends decided to have a quick draw and fire contest with their .22 pistols. one dummy cocked his hammer and holstered it. when he pulled the weapon, he also pulled the trigger. the bullet nicked him a couple times as it shot down his leg.
he pulled his pants down and started yellin - i shot myself, i shot myself . funny shit yo.
i was out hunting doves during the opening of the season. there were so many hunters in this area that there were some behind us. my whole back got splattered with a load from a 12 gage. fortunately it was spent and was falling as opposed to having the force of just being fired shot.
a few years later a friend and i were sitting on the floor cleaning our pistols. he thought his was empty but there was a round in the chamber and it somehow fired. he put a hole in his living room wall close to the floor. we looked at each other and he said not to tell his wife. he then put something in front of the hole. we then got high and finished cleaning our pistols.
another friend decided to "fan" his empty weapon while we were playing poker. while showing us how he would "fan" 6 rounds, he somehow got the piece of skin between the thumb and finger caught between the hammer and the firing pin.
i think that's it but i'm a wee bit high and may have forgotten one or 2.
i'm hoping to not have any more adventures with weapons. it's not my weapons handling i worry aboot...
I like that you see the top of his skull lifting up and of course those bitch tits take the cake.
And who could forget this classic by good old Budd Dwyer,better with sound search for it on youtube
Show some decorum would you.
It'd be funny if someone dubbed in the sound of pots/pans, silverware, and a metal hubcap hitting the ground just as his fat body does