Please post ways to mentally manipulate your family and friends after you're dead.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Obviously if you're rich it's easy, but if you are poor (as most of you are here) it can be tricky.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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  3. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    u have to be rich

    that's it
     
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  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I got nothing :dontknow:
     
  5. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    It's not an easy topic.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    As you say if you are rich you can leave the money in trust with an asshole as trustee.
     
  7. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    leave several clues, one more elaborate than the previous to a buried treasure that doesn't exist.
     
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  8. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    upon your death have someone tell all your children that they're adopted and their childhood and adult lives have all been a well constructed lie.
     
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  9. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    hahaha!! :p
     
  10. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    :jj:
     
  11. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Leave your money to someone else.
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Leave everything you have to the church.
     
  13. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I cant even get them to do what I want while I'm alive.
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    kill yourself and don't leave a note
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...or leave a note blaming everyone