Please post your medical history.

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Some of you will first have to complete a HIPAA form.

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Never had an STD. :yes:
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Does going Schizo for a few years in the early eighties need to be included?
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Yes, that's pretty significant. Sign the HIPAA form, please.
     
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    Had my appendix removed a month before my 14th birthday
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I ate a human head once.
     
  8. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I was one of the first people in the country to have Kawasaki disease.



    Kawasaki disease, also known as Kawasaki syndrome, lymph node syndrome and mucocutaneous lymph node syndrome,[1] is an autoimmune disease in which the medium-sized blood vessels throughout the body become inflamed. It is largely seen in children under five years of age. It affects many organ systems, mainly those including the blood vessels, skin, mucous membranes, and lymph nodes; however its rare but most serious effect is on the heart where it can cause fatal coronary artery aneurysms in untreated children. Without treatment, mortality may approach 1%, usually within six weeks of onset. With treatment, the mortality rate is 0.17% in the U.S.[2] There is often a pre-existing viral infection that may play a role in its pathogenesis.[3] The conjunctivae and oral mucosa, along with the skin, become red and inflamed. Edema is often seen in the hands and feet. One or more cervical lymph nodes are often enlarged. Also, a recurrent fever, often 37.78°C (100°F) or higher, is characteristic of the acute phase of the disease.[4] In untreated children, the febrile period lasts on average approximately 10 days, but may range from five to 25 days.[4] The disorder was first described in 1967 by Tomisaku Kawasaki in Japan.[5]
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    shoulda got a Yamaha

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  10. Gomez

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    that's someone else's medical history
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Gas got throat cancer from having oral sex with women that have HPV :secret:
     
  12. Gomez

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    I wouldn't mind getting cancer from that :dontknow:
     
  13. Gas Face

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    You never apologized to me after that.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Had penis reduction surgery... let's face it, there are very few women who want a guy with a 14 inch cock.
     
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    I had dengue as a child.
     
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    Sarcoidosis FTW!

    Well not really a "win" I suppose. :nojj:
     
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    I had a cantaloupe sized fluid filled cyst removed from my intestinal wall in 1996. The doctor showed it to me in a jar and it looked like a jellyfish.
     
  19. geo

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    my thyroid pooped out on me about 10 years ago. lol thyroid.
     
  20. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    and i've popped out 2 kids naturally. :c