Please post your worst comet story.

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  1. Lemmy

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    I ate some cleanser when I was a kid.
     
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    Me too!
     
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    Didn't see that coming.......and I owned one. :jj:
     
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    You crazy kids should hook up!
     
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    [video=youtube_share;90Omh7_I8vI]http://youtu.be/90Omh7_I8vI[/video]
     
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    That Hale Bopp shit happened on my wedding day to my first husband. It was all over the news while we were on our honeymoon. I should have taken that shit as a sign.
     
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    Look at those fucking eyes
     
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    The hotel we stayed at had a business center with a computer slow ass dial up, and I kept trying to get to that Heavens Gate website. I was so curious.
     
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    I was out walking my dog at night a couple months ago and there was this big orange streak and flash like nothing I had ever seen before. It was awesome and pants crapping at the same time, I later learned it was a small comet burning up. :c
     
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    It freaks me out how someone can take such control of people. I'll never understand that.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I once contacted the Church of Scientology when I was at a particularly low point.
     
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    sheeeeet, they are white bread compared to that dude in the OP.
     
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    All of the men in the Heaven's Gate cult were castrated. You were required to live a sexless, androgynous existence.

    So like Schmoopy, pretty much.
     
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    I actually don't know that much about him. Is he worse than Jiim Jones?
     
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    Ugh. Jim Jones.