That Hale Bopp shit happened on my wedding day to my first husband. It was all over the news while we were on our honeymoon. I should have taken that shit as a sign.
The hotel we stayed at had a business center with a computer slow ass dial up, and I kept trying to get to that Heavens Gate website. I was so curious.
I was out walking my dog at night a couple months ago and there was this big orange streak and flash like nothing I had ever seen before. It was awesome and pants crapping at the same time, I later learned it was a small comet burning up.
All of the men in the Heaven's Gate cult were castrated. You were required to live a sexless, androgynous existence. So like Schmoopy, pretty much.