Please post your worst varmint story.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Mine involved gophers. On a golf course.

    It's not a cliche.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I saw a gerbil coming out of your Dad's ass in a youtube video. :bug:
     
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    i have a bunch of critter stories but the one that first comes to mind is when a room mates pet south american tree snake escaped it's enclosure and ended up wrapped around some wood lattice work I had in my bedroom.

    I laid down, opened my eyes and there he was. about 3 feet away just looking at me.

    better than caffeine.
     
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    I nailed a ground hog that poked his head out of the hole at 300+ yards. Peeled him right out of the hole.
     
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    I vaporized a ground squirrel with a .338 Winchester Magnum... there was literally nothing indicating I'd hit it other than a pink mist on the rocks behind his hole. :yes:


    Take THAT fucker!
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Hi Richard. This is your dad...
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    live action!