Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TripTo My Taint, Jan 24, 2014.
Mine involved gophers. On a golf course.
It's not a cliche.
I saw a gerbil coming out of your Dad's ass in a youtube video.
i have a bunch of critter stories but the one that first comes to mind is when a room mates pet south american tree snake escaped it's enclosure and ended up wrapped around some wood lattice work I had in my bedroom.
I laid down, opened my eyes and there he was. about 3 feet away just looking at me.
better than caffeine.
I nailed a ground hog that poked his head out of the hole at 300+ yards. Peeled him right out of the hole.
I vaporized a ground squirrel with a .338 Winchester Magnum... there was literally nothing indicating I'd hit it other than a pink mist on the rocks behind his hole.
Take THAT fucker!
Hi Richard. This is your dad...