Please post your worst vomit story.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Mine was at a Mothers day brunch, the champagne was free and I was super hungover before I even took a sip. You know how it is, a few champagne and OJ's and you'll be fine.

    I actually ate a bunch of waffles and eggs before I knew something was not right. Like a great American I knew I had to get the hell out of this table and go puke like a real man.

    My kid was being an asshole and would not let me out of the booth. Eventually she let me out and I was on a mission, but before I got to it I had puked all over the fancy Hotels Mens room door.

    Like the whole door was covered in puke.

    I sat in one of the stalls for like 30 minutes before I came out, listening to the horrors that were going on right out there.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I puked in a friend's acoustic guitar once.
    Probably his worst vomit story, too.
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Acoustic guitars are for fags anyway.

    I bet that dude now plays Metal up your ass.
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Was he playing it at the time?
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I puked outside the entrance of Wiliker's back in the day, west.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I was.
    I drank a shitload of Jack Daniels.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    food poisoning
    puked 6-7 times that evening
    not pleasant

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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    i waz fucking this drunken writer guy at a party
    he had to puke so he grabb'd a painting off the wall and puked all over it
    then a bunch of our friendz came into the room
    and the writer guy used the puked-on painting to hide hiz boner
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I bet you finished the song.
     
  11. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Cedar and Shaw.

    Did a gang of cocaine in the men's and womens bathrooms in the old days. ;)
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    In high school and I came home from a party all drunked up. The old man met me creeping thru the kitchen and started reading me the riot act. I tried several times to tell him I was getting ready to puke but he would just shut me down an keep on yelling at me. I finally ended up pucking on his feet. :jj:
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    A high school New Year's Eve party. I drank a bunch of someone else's whiskey after finishing all the beer my friends and I had brought. It all caught up with me later and I spent the night sitting on the floor by the bathtub, puking into it. People eventually got tired of waiting and just started using the toilet while I sat beside them in a half-coma of barf delirium. When my stomach was empty I continued dry-heaving and coughing up bile and eventually some blood.
     
  15. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Top 5 story material here.
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Two stories.

    Late 1980's, law school. Sitting in class when I started to feel nauseous. Got up to go to the bathroom and puke but only got dry heaves. Went back to class and started feeling sick again so I took my stuff and started to drive home. Ran into awful traffic and had to take deep breaths to avoid fouling up my car. Got home, ran upstairs to the bathroom and let it rip. I was scared shitless - it came out dark brown, almost black.

    Fast forward to December 1994. My girlfriend's (now my wife's) grandmother invites us to her house for a nice home-cooked meal, along with her parents. I wasn't feeling "right" all day at work but I didn't want to be a douchebag and cancel after she had put in all the work. Got to her house feeling queasy but I thought I could bullshit my way through it. I knew I was in trouble when I started to smell the food. Got through the first course but halfway through the soup, I got the signal that it was all coming back up - her grandmother's food plus everything else I had eaten for the past 24 hours. I quickly excused myself quickly and zoomed up the stairs to the bathroom and let rip. Vomited so hard I nearly passed out. Between ejections I could hear my girlfriend freaking out downstairs. Finally stopped but I felt freezing cold and couldn't stop shivering. My GF gave me two warm blankets and drove me home (her car's heater core was not working properly so it was cold in the car as well). Got home and just made it to the toilet before I released some explosive diarrhea. Couldn't look at food for two days thereafter. We still talk about that night some 19 years later.
     
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  17. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    There was this one time we were driving home from seeing Vincent Gallo. HC had to pull over on the highway so I could open the side door and gracefully spew all over the shoulder.

    Good times.


    :c
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I would probably insert my penis into your vagina if given the chance.
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    So..
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Puking girls do it for you, huh? :p