Please predict how you will die?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Nov 3, 2013.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    My prediction is as an elderly dude lying in bed in 2062.
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    heart attack.. thats easy
     
  3. FunnyFarm2

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    Either from toxic gas inhalation or fire
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    A year would be much appreciated.
     
  5. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Seems very pleasant.
     
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    Thats awfully generous of ya Wester lol
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    plane crash
     
  8. Obi Drunkenobe

    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hmm. Still have 3 grandparents alive. ( all of them in their mid 90's ) So I will probably get a pretty long life. I have cancer on both sides so I will go with that one.
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Assisted suicide.
     
  10. artiesoffspring

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    Heart failure.
     
  11. koam

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    Warmth will die sucking the cock of his black supervisor, begging not to be fired from his miserable job at the post office. :c
     
  12. Bro

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    Liver failure.
     
  13. AnimalGod

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    The combined weight of all my haters hanging from my sack will cause it to rip off and I will bleed to death.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Well, you got the weight part right.
     
  15. Bro

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    You should see the chicken chili I made today.
     
  16. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have yet to see something you made that looked good. Post some pics and change my mind.
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Vomit.
     
  18. Bro

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    I can understand how a healthy meal wouldn't be appealing to you.
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

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    I will be shot by a nig or a cop.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    Bro's food > AG's food.