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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Benjy, get better fast big guy. why couldn't it be Howard? I hope this story is not true. love him or hate him Benjy is harmless.



    (MediaFetcher July 8, 2013) - Writer Benjy Bronk From The Howard Stern Show has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to the Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated into a physical altercation.

    Witness reports indicate that writer Benjy Bronk From The Howard Stern Show's BMW struck a pickup truck towing landscaping equipment. Three men exited the truck and extracted him from the vehicle then began kicking and punching the actor before fleeing the scene.

    "He didn't have a chance against these men who attacked him before he said a single word to them", replied a visibly shaken onlooker.

    Writer Benjy Bronk From The Howard Stern Show was unresponsive upon the arrival of police officers and EMT's, but appeared to be breathing according to eyewitness reports.

    This story is developing as we await confirmation regarding the eyewitness details and official health status.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    this thread will not end well
     
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    Physical violence is rarely the answer. That being said, I hope the landscapers are okay.
     
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  5. tired

    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    come on you guys. Benjy has never hurt anyone but himself with his shtick. he deserves better than this kind of thing. stern on the other hand....
     
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    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    the California angle is kind of alarming. if it was bullshit wouldn't they say NYC to make it more believable?
     
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    do you think the mexicans fingered his jew girl?
     
  9. tired

    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    i live in L.A. and the first thing I thought of was fucking mexicans!! goddamn!
     
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    bmw?
     
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    He doesn't own a car of any kind of far as I know.
     
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    the Vortex does not work on mexican workers if you are driving a BMW with a jew broad
     
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    I heard he ate his brother?
     
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    Kicking and puching the actor. Is benjy a actor?
     
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    please let me fantasize about Benji getting his shit pushed in at least until tomorrow
     
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    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    could be a rental.
     
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    Could be, yes.
     
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    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    hyper creepy!!!

    INSTAGRAM 10 Hours ago
    elisajordanaSomething great is going to happen within 24 hours#inspirationalreading
     
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    about this web site.
    (this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions:
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    :lol: