Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Dec 31, 2012.
one time I met a stripper named Entice
Who looked like mike tice
And fed me beans and rice
And after I shat thrice
Did she have crabs? aka cunt lice?
She said I was quite nice.
and then my pubes.. they got lice
Like the flowing locks of bo bice
I would hump her twice
Thank you for being precise.
Like detectives that work vice.
we needta keep this shit concise
I heard that stripper was tight as a vise.
Like the flow of vanilla ice
And when you fuck her, make sure to wear a protective device.
Tight as an industrial clamping device.
She works for Heidi Fleiss.
I certainly paid the price
I heard she used to work for Heidi Fleiss