Please STOP writing Howard

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SlinkyNeckStern, Feb 24, 2014.

  1. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Howard asked all of you to please stop writing him about taking over for Piers Morgan at CNN. All of you people writing him to tell him "that's your job" are really out of line as Howard already has two demanding jobs. Look, I NEVER wrote him about this so I just have to assume it was some/most of you. Howard would not lie about the buzz surrounding him taking over as the new host. He wouldn't pretend there is big interest in him when there is absolutely no interest whatsoever. It's not in his MO to fib about something like that. You guys are really truly interested in Howard taking that job and would kill to see it happen but please take Howard's best interest into consideration just this once.

    Thank you.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    They want him on American Idol. Nevermind, that was a lie too.
     
  3. Phillipmcd

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    He's just trying to plant a seed....And it wont work.
     
  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Imagine how thrilled CNN would be to have guests like Tan mom and David Arquette on. Because nobody of note would want to be interviewed by Howard Stern.
     
  5. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Well no one calls to book themselves.
     
  6. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    No, that was also true. You guys are spreading the King too thin with your demands for him to host every show on television.
     
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    Howard makes $80 million/year on SiriusXM for 2-3 days a week 40 weeks a year, no way would CNN make him an offer that would make him wrk 5 days a week 50 weeks a year
     
  8. SlinkyNeckStern

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    He plants seeds in Ralph. "CNN wants me to be the man to go head to head with Bill O'Reilly, Robin."
     
  9. isabella

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    i'm not going to stop writing to the networks, cnn, msnbc or fox until he's hired. america needs howard.
     
  10. Halloween

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    "We got four whole emails from Bobo, demanding that I have to take over for Piers. I'm just inundated with support, Robin."
     
  11. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    It was the funniest thing he has said on that show in a VERY long time. He just drops it in so casually that he is being clamored for as THE guy for the job. Deep down he is so insecure.
     
  12. Wesmantooth

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    no one wants to watch a dicknose on their 55" LCD
     
  13. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Networks, schmetworks. I'm writing my congressman and my senators!
     
  14. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    We don't go looking for guests.

    Hi, Bryan Cranston? Gary delabate with the howard stern show howzitgoin. Listen I know you only did our show once and otherwise have no connection but im going down my rolodex literally harrassing everybody because howard and beth would love celebrities to attend the birthdsay show in his honor, Robert Downey Jr will be there.

    Hi, Robert downey junior? Gary delabate. listen...
     
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  15. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Exactly, every show on cnn is the reporter from the shoulders up taking up the entire screen. No one wants to look at that hideous beast for an hour a day. However, if they could find a way to show his ripped abs and floating shits that's another story....
     
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    This is CNN :grad:
     
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    Or the beautiful Beth O in a titty dress co-hosting. Cable TV Gold Jerry !
     
  18. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The wig lives in an ego bubble & I can't wait until it pops. :c
     
  19. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    That will never happen publicly. Howard probably already knows his star power has faded considerably. But he'll never acknowledge it. There is always spin. He'll talk a big game with abstract plaudits no matter how bad it gets.

    "The ratings are in! I'm the most watched 67 year old male who is taller than 6'4" and under 200 pounds in all of television, Robin."
     
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    CNN is looking to boost their crazy cat lady and shut in demographics.