So, I've decided that I want a dog. Problem is I haven't had a dog or any pet for that matter other than a horse since I was a kid. I want a big dog that likes to play around but knows when it's time to just chill out and look at cam whores online. I have a big house but the yard is small and isn't completely fenced in.. There are no kids in the house, but the dog would have to be okay if little kids visit. I also don't want the dog to shit or piss in the house ever, and I don't want him chewing shit up while I'm gone. What kid of dog do you suggest? It would be cool to have a dog that barks loud when people knock on the door. No faggot pit bills or gay little rat dogs like @Daveindiego has.