Sports Please suggest a breed of dog that won't make me sell it to chinks or Samoans for food.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    So, I've decided that I want a dog. Problem is I haven't had a dog or any pet for that matter other than a horse since I was a kid. I want a big dog that likes to play around but knows when it's time to just chill out and look at cam whores online. I have a big house but the yard is small and isn't completely fenced in.. There are no kids in the house, but the dog would have to be okay if little kids visit. I also don't want the dog to shit or piss in the house ever, and I don't want him chewing shit up while I'm gone. What kid of dog do you suggest? It would be cool to have a dog that barks loud when people knock on the door. No faggot pit bills or gay little rat dogs like @Daveindiego has.
     
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    Black people don't have horses.
     
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    How much room you got?
     
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    1900 sq ft.
     
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    High energy or low energy dog?
     
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    Labrador.
     
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    I don't know much about indoor dogs, but avoid jack russels. They can't stay still and will get into all your stuff. Dalmations yap all night.
     
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    That's one that I'm thinking about. Lab, golden retriever, and German Shepard are what come to mind first.
     
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    Labs have the personality you're looking for but they're pretty big. So if you don't let them run around quite a bit they get kinda fat.
     
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    Smart breeds. Get them into puppy school asap. They need to learn their commands.
     
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    Those all shed like a motherfucker... get something cross bred with a poodle
     
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    There are websites that help you select the right breed of dog based on your preferences. Here's one: (http://www.pedigree.com/all-things-dog/select-a-dog/). If you Google "dog selector" there are several others, including one from AKC. All breeds of dogs could potentially have problems with housebreaking and chewing, that depends more on training.
     
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    My ex had a lab and he was cool as fuck. Every time I walked in the door he ran over to his toy box and grabbed something so we could play fetch.
     
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    I don't think I can handle a new puppy. I'm thinking about getting one that is at least 2 or 3.
     
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    FamilyJ Official designated driver of the Shed.

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    Poodle mix is the way yo go. No shed and very smart but them sumbiches are $$$$$$.
     
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    Labrador Retriever
    Golden Retriever


    It WILL shit and piss in the house if it's a puppy, and even a new adult could. You have to train them not to.

    Bored lonely dogs sometimes chew stuff. Buy a bunch of toys and stuff for them to gnaw on and make sure it gets out a lot.

    I'd fence that yard and get a dog door. Will lessen accidents and you don't have to rush back home to let it out. You can shut it up when you don't want it going outside. They make storm door types if you don't want to cut a hole in your door for it.

    Most breeds will shed. Get a good vacuum cleaner.

    Try this breed selector and punch in your situation and needs http://www.iams.com/dog-breed-selector
     
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    I'm a big fan of a rescue. Do it. But, they still need training. Especially if they are coming out of that environment. Having said that, greatest breed of dogs ever.
     
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    ExactlY. I have a cockapoo, lots of energy, smart, and barks if anybody comes to the door.
     
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    Swifty is really the greatest dog of all time.

    And if someone knocks on the door, it's a fucking nightmare of barking. Until the door gets opened by me, and then he turns into a big giant wiggly-piggly that loves everyone. :smile:
     
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    Wiggly-piggly. :smile: