The following people need to die: Anyone in the left lane who gets passed by more than one person on the right. Anyone in the right lane who is driving slow but not taking the next exit. Anyone in rush hour traffic who is not driving to or from work. Anyone in bumper to bumper traffic that stays in the left lane but leaves 5 car lengths between the car in front of them, allowing all kinds of assholes to weave in and out. The uninsured. If you are guilty of these offenses, please get Ebola. If you know someone who is guilty, please spit your Ebola on them.