please tell me not to text anyone before my next 4 loco and vodka

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    i know i am stupid
    yet i still want to talk to interact with this person

    bring it :facepalm:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    leave dev alone. :rolleyes:
     
  3. jdwhatever

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    gay
     
  4. jdwhatever

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    and faggot
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    oh its not dev i know she is out of my league
    if you haven't paid attention i have crushes on other women
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

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    Wake up...who the fuck are you texting?
     
  7. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Wait until she is fully inflated before making your move, studly.
     
  8. Slippy

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    :urolleyes:

    If I don't see a picture of you beside "pathetic" in next year's edition of Webster's, I'll be shocked.
     
  9. Bye You!

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    I read the thread title and thought Calbo was back. :depressed:
     
  10. Engaged Chicken

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    What is your wife doing while you are :quote: texting :quote: Playing video games???

    :doh:
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I know you never interact with me, but this was my exact thought. They seem to live very separate lives...not judging, just an observation.
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [​IMG]:urolleyes:
     
  13. Doug Masters

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    :ulol:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    It took me a sec to get it...
     
  15. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    i didn't text anyone btw :cheer:
     
  16. EasyJesus

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    JFC, you act like a 15 year old girl :facepalm:
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    yeah i guess i do :dontknow: