Please tell me the first year of divorce is the hardest...

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  1. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    murder/suicide is beginning to look like the only option.
     
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    It gets better.
     
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    Why are your avs always sideways?
     
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    I'm retarded, you jerk.
     
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    I hope you're joking...the first year of divorce for me was awesome!
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    I'm not joking. I'm going to kill him.
     
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    You wanna take out your aggressions on me? :hump:
     
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    Actually, just murder. I think I'd be pretty popular in prison.
     
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    I own a strap on.
     
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    @Pussah2
     
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    Prison was the only thing that deterred me from murder. :ohnoes:

    Imagine some 300 lb dyke sitting on your face...............
     
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    I'd fight to the death. Got nothing to lose.
     
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    from Machinal(1928) by Sophie Treadwell . . .

    Young Woman confesses to the murder of her husband, and when asked why she did it, she replies ‘To be free.’ The judge follows, ‘If you just wanted to be free – why didn’t you divorce him?’ to which she states ‘Oh I couldn’t do that!! I couldn’t hurt him like that!’
     
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    What a shithole of a death that would be! (no pun intended ;) )
     
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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust. :madsex:
     
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    Go make sex with strangers and shut up
     
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    Knock that shit off in my fail thread.
     
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    Hello neighbor. :woowoo:
     
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    Plant, Bob. :nojj: